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It's one of those posts where I write about what I did today. Of course, it's 9 AM, so I have TONS of things to say. This is dedicated to Michelle.

I woke up this morning. Yeah! Can you believe it. I really did. And then I considered going to Wal-Mart. Or was it Wal-Greens? Maybe it was Target. But now I'm kind of scared of going there because a display might fall down on me and I might get crushed and die and then I wouldn't be able to blog anymore. So then I forgot about it and I rolled over and went back to sleep. Got woken up (like I do every morning) by my mom singing loudly, walking nakedly into the backyard for her daily dip in the jacuzzi. Yeah. We have a jacuzzi. Into which I'm not allowed to dip because I haven't showered yet today. Oh well. That's beyond the point.

So what was I writing about? Oh yes. What I did today. When I finally dragged myself out of bed, smelling like drool and other nasty things, I took a pee. YES! A pee. Now, unlike a guy, I pee sitting down. Sometimes, this is beneficial. Because right when I was peeing, I felt a poo coming on. So I didn't have to do anything, change positions (or even stop peeing!)... I just pooed my day away and that was that. It was beautiful.

And then... The most unbelievable thing happened. I got on the computer... AND I GOT EMAIL!! HOLY CRZAAAPPPP. But it turned out to be pornmail. :( Who knew?! It seemed so innocent. "Barley Leggal Young Men". Whatever Barely Leggal is anyhow.

So yes. That's the excitement of my morning. WHAT A CRAZY LIFE I LEAD! And it's only 9AM. HOHOHO. I have the entire day ahead of me.

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Posted by Kim @ 09:16 AM PST

7 have spoken

testing again. ^_^* d'oh... hee hee hee

Posted by Kim @ 08/11/2001 11:21 AM PST

Dammmmmmmnn.. You're skills are off the heezy.. I wish I had the patience to learn all this stuff.. But I got too much other shiet going on.. Much love & respect tho...

Posted by Rath [e-meo] [virtual dwelling] @ 08/11/2001 11:17 AM PST

Testing testing

Posted by Kim @ 08/11/2001 11:13 AM PST

It's not funny when she prances around naked!! AHHHH!! hahhaa.. Trussssst me... ^_~ Be glad you aren't in my shoes... Of course.. I prance around naked just as much as she does... So I shouldn't be talking. :P~~~

Posted by Kim @ 08/11/2001 11:08 AM PST

hahaha you're funny kim! =)

Posted by faye [e-meo] [virtual dwelling] @ 08/11/2001 05:35 AM PST

Haha, you freak! You're mom sounds really funny, by the way. Oh, and I hope you know what I mean when I wrote that shit about people putting down what they did today in one line or two and doing that like five times a day. Eh, whatever. Maybe it's just me.

Posted by Michelle [virtual dwelling] @ 08/10/2001 12:51 PM PST

Hey! I sit down too! Actually it's in my regular routine to poo in the morning.

Heh... sittind down just takes so much less effort.

Posted by Andy @ 08/10/2001 11:25 AM PST